I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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