it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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