Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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