listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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