At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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