dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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