ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
