Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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