He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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