My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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