also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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