They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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