Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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