maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Randomize
