i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The adults are the big ones right?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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