yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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