so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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