i just made my gag reflex go away.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
