Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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