just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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