worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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