So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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