there was a trapeze. enough said
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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