Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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