Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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