i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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