What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I will pee on everything he values.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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