Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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