i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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