rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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