I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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