Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
