Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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