why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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