The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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