It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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