yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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