Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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