in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Randomize