would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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