I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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