this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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