Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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