I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
last night I used snow as a chaser
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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