Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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