You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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