Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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