we have pet lesbian snakes
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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