At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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