Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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