I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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