My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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