My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
did you just send me my own nude
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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