Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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