plz talk dirty to me
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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