How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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