I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
try to milk me bitch
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