where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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