Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
